’twas brillig and the cyclist’s toes
\nDid spin and bimble in the rain
\nAll flimsy were the Shimanos
\nAnd the time trials of pain<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Beware the right-angles my son
\nThe hedge that hides, the stones that slip
\nBeware the wetness on the road
\nCan make you lose your grip<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He took his aero-bars in hand
\nLong time to Chesterton he rode
\nAfter mile three, eventually
\n’twas time those legs to load<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And as he wound the power out
\nThe tractor-beast, with teeth attached
\nCame hurtling round the roundabout
\nMaking a noise, unmatched<\/p>\n\n\n\n
One-two, one-two “I WILL pass you”
The tractor-beast went loudly past
And in its wake, all he could make
Was a time not so fast<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And hast thou took the KoM?
“Not quite” he said “It was too tough
Precipitous day blew me away
My Watts were not enough”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
’twas brillig and the cyclist’s toes
\nDid spin and bimble in the rain
\nAll flimsy were the Shimanos
\nAnd the time trials of pain<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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